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The Sun Is Trying To KILL ME!!

Saturday, April 26, 2008, 7:14 pm lithiumed Leave a comment

The Sun is Trying to Kill Me!!

JINX

My perfect tee. It’s so hot, I’m spontaneously combusting…just at an extremely slow rate, so you can’t see it. Fuck the tropics!

Categories: In General

Indignant and Furious

Friday, April 25, 2008, 1:12 am lithiumed 4 comments

This is what I get (in Singapore) when I visit erowid.org

You want rage over something trivia? You get this.

Because I get this when I try to go to erowid.org

The site you requested is not accessible.

It is an offence to consume, possess, traffic, import, export, manufacture, or cultivate controlled drugs under the Misuse of Drugs Act, Chapter 185. Central Narcotics Bureau


It’s a simple matter of using a proxy, but also a matter of fucking principle! Get this: It serves to inform and educate, not encourage. People who go to that site don’t need any further encouraging anyway. Drongos! Morons!

The worst thing? It actually goes down well with everyone else!

Thursday, April 24, 2008, 7:42 pm lithiumed Leave a comment

(side note: oh no, yet another reiterations of these shitty catchy things…)

Small can of paint, $3.50
Brush, $0.80
Look of dismay when you realise you’ve just painted your front gate pink? Priceless.

Categories: In General

“Lee Kuan Yew” on Twitter

Monday, April 21, 2008, 3:26 pm lithiumed Leave a comment

http://www.flickr.com/photos/inju/2430553286/

originally from http://theory.isthereason.com/?p=2173#more-2173

Apple.com has FakeSteve to deal with, while Singapore has her own twittering “Lee Kwan Yew” on the loose!

Will this “Lee Kwan Yew” be able to entertain us with his satirical ways, or will he be subjected to some form of defamation suit (a first for twitter)?

Given that a high profile group of political bloggers has just submitted a 20 page “Proposal for Internet freedom in Singapore” (pdf) to the Minister for Information, Communication and the Arts, Dr Lee Boon Yang, perhaps our twittering Lee will be a fresh test of the civil liberties of our pending media landscape.

Categories: In General

P.S. Do you think a Jeep would be in order?

Sunday, April 13, 2008, 7:13 pm lithiumed 2 comments

To a certain resident of *** Eng Kong Pl:

I’m sorry you saw fit to plant a kiss on my car, then treat my eyes to one of your elegant fingers whilst overtaking me, just so you could roll in your porch a few seconds earlier. I’m sorry that all these came at a very inopportune moment: when I was rushing home on an empty stomach with dinner on the front seat. It might have come to your attention of your front gate that my SUV can dish out a modest amount of punishment, and only receive in return what I will describe as battle scratches. At least I was rather pleased to find that out. I really hope you won’t have to pawn that ring of yours to cover any incidental costs.

Cheers!
Your friendly not-quite-neighbour.

Categories: In General

Run

Thursday, April 3, 2008, 8:53 pm lithiumed 4 comments

Parallel Travels #1
Photo by Lorenzo Cuppini

April: K.L.
June: New York
July: Hong Kong
Dec: Canada

Hm. So urban. Maybe I should try inserting a little train trip somewhere rustic..
No, wait, where does university fit in again?