P.S. Do you think a Jeep would be in order?

To a certain resident of *** Eng Kong Pl:

I’m sorry you saw fit to plant a kiss on my car, then treat my eyes to one of your elegant fingers whilst overtaking me, just so you could roll in your porch a few seconds earlier. I’m sorry that all these came at a very inopportune moment: when I was rushing home on an empty stomach with dinner on the front seat. It might have come to your attention of your front gate that my SUV can dish out a modest amount of punishment, and only receive in return what I will describe as battle scratches. At least I was rather pleased to find that out. I really hope you won’t have to pawn that ring of yours to cover any incidental costs.

Cheers!
Your friendly not-quite-neighbour.