næʃ
–verb (used with object)
1. to grind or strike (the teeth) together, esp. in rage or pain.
2. to bite with grinding teeth.
-geek
1. a GNU flash project.
-formula
1. put verb into action
2. if I can get through this hour, maybe I can survive the next.
-easter egg riddle
1. 3 words?
Will be in Singapore for ~3 months. Touch down tomorrow night and expecting anthrax in my mailbox. Not looking forward to the humidity but chicken rice for less than S$5 is swanky.
p.s. Will be good to see you all.
This is a personal Public space on the World Wide Web. Freedom to express personal opinions and other piffle for non-commercial usage is very much prevalent.
Please refrain from clicking the link to this site or typing this address in the address bar should you feel the least bit slighted by any drivel broadcast – to the miniscule amount of people that visit – be it cryptic, trivial, or just the plain blunt truth when I tire of the lies.
Thank you.
p.s. This is an insanely inane blog, why bother spreading and trawling it?
A local fish and chips store: Grilled, battered, or crumbed?
“Two please, both battered.”
(This is in lieu of the many posts that have been lined up to be published.)
(insert naked weather woman here)
The fog lifted for a few hours, and the moonlight was visible even through the clouds. Haze took over soon after, and experts believe air quality levels are not expected to improve in the immediate future.
Residents should anticipate low-lying clouds and occasional hail accompanied by lightning, that might aid in dissipating a small portion of the smog. Fire and brimstone, the missing two of the trifecta, are not expected unless the Earth’s axial tilt increases or decreases by one degree, a phenomenon that can be caused by global warming or extreme frostiness. Thunder may be heard in most areas, and temperatures are at a low of 10.27 degrees tonight.
Those wishing to endure this rogue weather may wish to turn to liberal usage of Oxycodone – to bask in the opiate warmth, Cigarettes – preferably a joint, as it might activate the munchies that will aid in maintaining the body temperature, or a long swig from the hip flask that doesn’t end till said flask is emptied.
This weather report is brought to you by the Nationally Accredited Ignorant VErmin. Good night/morning.
Confiteor Deo omnipotenti et vobis, fratres,
quia peccavi nimis
cogitatione, verbo, opere, et omissióne.
Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.
Diazepam – 10 for $5 / 50 for $12.35 / 200 for $37.50
Not forgetting a single stale cigarette.
…I’m lying.
Just concentrate on how blistering summer is going to be. It works.
