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Tuesday, December 5, 2006, 9:18 pm / A

Second skin


Our team is developing a type of spray can into which the man inserts his penis first. At the push of a button it is then coated in a rubber condom. It works by spraying on latex from nozzles on all sides. We call it the ‘360 degree procedure’ — once round and from top to bottom. It’s a bit like a car wash. The plan is to make the product ready for use in about five seconds. We believe it would function more effectively as a contraceptive because it would fit better and not slip. – The Makers

Ingenious, but a big turn off and paranoia-inducing. Give me birth control pills any day. Not that it concerns me at all of course..cough.



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  1. liquidblackout / Dec 6 2006 10:35 am

    I hear that birth control pills mess up your hormones A LOT and a lot of people get some form of cancer from it later on.

    As for the Spray Condom, what if…umm…it doesn’t fit? I mean like how big is this can? LOL

    Well, at least it’s ready in five seconds. I don’t think you can achieve that with an old-fashioned rubber. Yes, definitely paranoia-inducing. Hmm, is it more effective at preventing HIV? I doubt it. You know how when you spray things and you kind of miss some spots? Hmm…Dangerous.

  2. lithiumed / Dec 6 2006 12:19 pm

    Yeah, so far I haven’t come up with a better solution.. other than those crap rubbers. An accident would be most disastrous. Till proven wrong, I think this invention is a little balmy!

  3. liquidblackout / Dec 7 2006 3:53 am

    Crap rubbers? Or so I’ve been told. Really, I have no experience.

    Here’s a detailed outline, in case you were wondering…

  4. ballsy / Dec 8 2006 10:46 am

    does it STICK? how do you peel it off when you’re done or do you just wash it off? eww.

  5. lithiumed / Dec 8 2006 9:09 pm

    I think they mean for it to be like a.. lint, or something. Maybe it’s biodegradable! and will.. be absorbed by the skin.. hahaha!!

  6. liquidblackout / Dec 10 2006 11:28 am

    lithiumed: That doesn’t make any sense…It’d be completely and utterly useless…I hope you never get the job of designing contraceptives and let me know if you do so I can avoid your products ;)

  7. lithiumed / Dec 10 2006 1:35 pm

    It’s just a hypothesis! =p Also serves to prove how “completely and utterly useless” this product already is.
    I’m not for physical contraceptives, but I’m all for improving the birth control pill =)

  8. liquidblackout / Dec 15 2006 10:52 am

    The pill is known to cause cancer later on in life.

  9. lithiumed / Dec 15 2006 1:58 pm

    Then again, everything seems to cause some form of cancer these days anyway.

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